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Merrick, Male, child of the 80s, this blog is for comics, movies, and whatever nonsense I feel like posting about.
Apr 24 '14

Life lessons from WTFIWWY

lutecestofficial:

  • Nobody wants to see your dick
  • There is nothing sexy about Wal-Mart
  • Don’t post your crimes on Facebook
  • Don’t shove meat down your pants
  • Florida is a horrible place
  • If you believe in zombies, you don’t get a gun
  • Hippos will destroy us all
  • Crack pipes do not go in your naughty bits
  • Don’t say “fuck” in Chuck-E-Cheese

A dolphin running it’s mouth along your genitals is not a mating signal.

All returned goods should be opened and checked for use. Especially enemas.

Fast food is not good lube. 

and less a life lesson but an interesting fact learned from WTFIWWY.
It’s possible for a ten inch revolver to fit up a human rectum.

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Apr 24 '14

oxford-cloth-psyhco asked:

I heard Joss Whedon is planning on killing one of the avengers off in the next film? I'm assuming you've read the comics unlike myself so I was wondering who (if anyone) you think he'll kill?

letloosethekraken:

Hawkeye.

I haven’t read the series in question but I know Scarlet Witch is somehow involved in Hawkeyes death in the books. And with her involvement in Avengers 2…

But this could be too obvious. And I’m hoping it is Captain America. Chris Evans has stated he wants to finish his contract ASAP yet Sebastian Stan (The Winter Soldier) has signed on for like 9 or something movies.

And with the events of The Winter Soldier still looming, and with a certain characters ominously charred body still alive, he is seemingly turning into his comic counterpart who was a somewhat major player in the Death of Cap story line and a personal favourite villain (P.S. it’s Crossbones AKA Rumlow)

So my money is on Scarlet Witch doing Hawkeye in or we’re getting the Death of Cap story line, leading to BuckyCap.

Thanks for the question, too!

Odds are you’re right, though I hope not since it’d mean one of my favorite characters only got one little cameo and in the team movies. 

I know they won’t do it, but I kind of hope it’s Iron Man.

I know RDJ supposedly signed on for Avengers 3 as well, but Joss does seem to like killing off characters people think are safe. 

 It’d shock most people, it’d be thematically fitting if they’re going with the “Stark made Ultron” idea.

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Apr 24 '14

25 notes (via super-hero-confessions)Tags: As someone who was in that place once I would never want to put anyone there or back there But I seriously don't get how a remorseless genocidal murderer helps that Unless it's like they were like Well I know I'll never be THAT horrible a sentient being then I guess I can understand how that may help

Apr 23 '14
jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

He also wrote the second Ghost Rider movie, the Blade movies and TV show, Dark City, a bunch of Demonic Toys movies, and the Nick Fury TV movie  … let’s just say he’s hit and miss as a writer.

The first two Blade movies were pretty good

I didn’t mean all of those were bad, Dark City is actually one of my favorite movies ever, I just meant it to show he’s done really good stuff (Dark City, first couple Blades), and some really bad stuff (Nick Fury TV movie, and I’m assuming anything called ‘demonic toys’ falls into ‘so bad it’s good’ genre)

I’m not sure if you can blame the writing for a bad Nick Fury movie when said movie stars fucking David Hasslehoff, hahaha

Have you ever seen that movie?
It’s like GLORIOUSLY bad on all levels. Hell, David Hasslehoff is a high point of it.You’ve got LISA RINNA as Contessa Val de Fontaine.
You’ve got the lady who was Sonya Blade in the SECOND (read crappier) Mortal Kombat moive, playing Viper and hamming it up to such a level it’s honestly outright hilarious.(And to be fair, her Viper was closer to the comics Viper than the one in The Wolverine) 
and the plot was so over the top and out there and crammed full of “twists” I can only picture non comics fans just sitting at their TVs screaming “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?” 

I have not seen it, and I never plan to, because I don’t want to watch movies I know are bad

Ah I can’t blame you, I don’t watch things I don’t think I’ll enjoy on at least some level, but I was old enough to catch it when it aired (Same with the Generation X tv movie) and I found it amusingly bad at least.
I’ve caught “Syfy” airing it a few times, and TBH that’s a good home for it.
If you’ve ever caught any of the cheesy/stupid “Syfy movies”….that’s about the level of plot quality the movie had.

I wish SyFy would just come out with another show on par with the first two Stargate shows, I miss being able to say they have good programming on there

Have you ever watched Warehouse 13?
It’s on it’s final season now, but it was a damn good show I greatly enjoyed.
The tv show “Eureka” was quite awesome as well, IMO.It’s one of the few shows I ever remember where stuff altering the timeline isn’t magically undone later.
I enjoyed the first season of Defiance, though not as much as either WH13 or Eureka 

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

He also wrote the second Ghost Rider movie, the Blade movies and TV show, Dark City, a bunch of Demonic Toys movies, and the Nick Fury TV movie  … let’s just say he’s hit and miss as a writer.

The first two Blade movies were pretty good

I didn’t mean all of those were bad, Dark City is actually one of my favorite movies ever, I just meant it to show he’s done really good stuff (Dark City, first couple Blades), and some really bad stuff (Nick Fury TV movie, and I’m assuming anything called ‘demonic toys’ falls into ‘so bad it’s good’ genre)

I’m not sure if you can blame the writing for a bad Nick Fury movie when said movie stars fucking David Hasslehoff, hahaha

Have you ever seen that movie?

It’s like GLORIOUSLY bad on all levels. 
Hell, David Hasslehoff is a high point of it.
You’ve got LISA RINNA as Contessa Val de Fontaine.

You’ve got the lady who was Sonya Blade in the SECOND (read crappier) Mortal Kombat moive, playing Viper and hamming it up to such a level it’s honestly outright hilarious.
(And to be fair, her Viper was closer to the comics Viper than the one in The Wolverine) 

and the plot was so over the top and out there and crammed full of “twists” I can only picture non comics fans just sitting at their TVs screaming “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?” 

I have not seen it, and I never plan to, because I don’t want to watch movies I know are bad

Ah I can’t blame you, I don’t watch things I don’t think I’ll enjoy on at least some level, but I was old enough to catch it when it aired (Same with the Generation X tv movie) and I found it amusingly bad at least.

I’ve caught “Syfy” airing it a few times, and TBH that’s a good home for it.

If you’ve ever caught any of the cheesy/stupid “Syfy movies”….that’s about the level of plot quality the movie had.

I wish SyFy would just come out with another show on par with the first two Stargate shows, I miss being able to say they have good programming on there

Have you ever watched Warehouse 13?

It’s on it’s final season now, but it was a damn good show I greatly enjoyed.

The tv show “Eureka” was quite awesome as well, IMO.
It’s one of the few shows I ever remember where stuff altering the timeline isn’t magically undone later.

I enjoyed the first season of Defiance, though not as much as either WH13 or Eureka 

(Source: super-hero-confessions)

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Apr 23 '14
jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

He also wrote the second Ghost Rider movie, the Blade movies and TV show, Dark City, a bunch of Demonic Toys movies, and the Nick Fury TV movie  … let’s just say he’s hit and miss as a writer.

The first two Blade movies were pretty good

I didn’t mean all of those were bad, Dark City is actually one of my favorite movies ever, I just meant it to show he’s done really good stuff (Dark City, first couple Blades), and some really bad stuff (Nick Fury TV movie, and I’m assuming anything called ‘demonic toys’ falls into ‘so bad it’s good’ genre)

I’m not sure if you can blame the writing for a bad Nick Fury movie when said movie stars fucking David Hasslehoff, hahaha

Have you ever seen that movie?
It’s like GLORIOUSLY bad on all levels. Hell, David Hasslehoff is a high point of it.You’ve got LISA RINNA as Contessa Val de Fontaine.
You’ve got the lady who was Sonya Blade in the SECOND (read crappier) Mortal Kombat moive, playing Viper and hamming it up to such a level it’s honestly outright hilarious.(And to be fair, her Viper was closer to the comics Viper than the one in The Wolverine) 
and the plot was so over the top and out there and crammed full of “twists” I can only picture non comics fans just sitting at their TVs screaming “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?” 

I have not seen it, and I never plan to, because I don’t want to watch movies I know are bad

Ah I can’t blame you, I don’t watch things I don’t think I’ll enjoy on at least some level, but I was old enough to catch it when it aired (Same with the Generation X tv movie) and I found it amusingly bad at least.
I’ve caught “Syfy” airing it a few times, and TBH that’s a good home for it.
If you’ve ever caught any of the cheesy/stupid “Syfy movies”….that’s about the level of plot quality the movie had.

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

He also wrote the second Ghost Rider movie, the Blade movies and TV show, Dark City, a bunch of Demonic Toys movies, and the Nick Fury TV movie  … let’s just say he’s hit and miss as a writer.

The first two Blade movies were pretty good

I didn’t mean all of those were bad, Dark City is actually one of my favorite movies ever, I just meant it to show he’s done really good stuff (Dark City, first couple Blades), and some really bad stuff (Nick Fury TV movie, and I’m assuming anything called ‘demonic toys’ falls into ‘so bad it’s good’ genre)

I’m not sure if you can blame the writing for a bad Nick Fury movie when said movie stars fucking David Hasslehoff, hahaha

Have you ever seen that movie?

It’s like GLORIOUSLY bad on all levels. 
Hell, David Hasslehoff is a high point of it.
You’ve got LISA RINNA as Contessa Val de Fontaine.

You’ve got the lady who was Sonya Blade in the SECOND (read crappier) Mortal Kombat moive, playing Viper and hamming it up to such a level it’s honestly outright hilarious.
(And to be fair, her Viper was closer to the comics Viper than the one in The Wolverine) 

and the plot was so over the top and out there and crammed full of “twists” I can only picture non comics fans just sitting at their TVs screaming “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?” 

I have not seen it, and I never plan to, because I don’t want to watch movies I know are bad

Ah I can’t blame you, I don’t watch things I don’t think I’ll enjoy on at least some level, but I was old enough to catch it when it aired (Same with the Generation X tv movie) and I found it amusingly bad at least.

I’ve caught “Syfy” airing it a few times, and TBH that’s a good home for it.

If you’ve ever caught any of the cheesy/stupid “Syfy movies”….that’s about the level of plot quality the movie had.

(Source: super-hero-confessions)

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Apr 23 '14
jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

He also wrote the second Ghost Rider movie, the Blade movies and TV show, Dark City, a bunch of Demonic Toys movies, and the Nick Fury TV movie  … let’s just say he’s hit and miss as a writer.

The first two Blade movies were pretty good

I didn’t mean all of those were bad, Dark City is actually one of my favorite movies ever, I just meant it to show he’s done really good stuff (Dark City, first couple Blades), and some really bad stuff (Nick Fury TV movie, and I’m assuming anything called ‘demonic toys’ falls into ‘so bad it’s good’ genre)

I’m not sure if you can blame the writing for a bad Nick Fury movie when said movie stars fucking David Hasslehoff, hahaha

Have you ever seen that movie?
It’s like GLORIOUSLY bad on all levels. Hell, David Hasslehoff is a high point of it.You’ve got LISA RINNA as Contessa Val de Fontaine.
You’ve got the lady who was Sonya Blade in the SECOND (read crappier) Mortal Kombat moive, playing Viper and hamming it up to such a level it’s honestly outright hilarious.(And to be fair, her Viper was closer to the comics Viper than the one in The Wolverine) 
and the plot was so over the top and out there and crammed full of “twists” I can only picture non comics fans just sitting at their TVs screaming “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?” 

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

He also wrote the second Ghost Rider movie, the Blade movies and TV show, Dark City, a bunch of Demonic Toys movies, and the Nick Fury TV movie  … let’s just say he’s hit and miss as a writer.

The first two Blade movies were pretty good

I didn’t mean all of those were bad, Dark City is actually one of my favorite movies ever, I just meant it to show he’s done really good stuff (Dark City, first couple Blades), and some really bad stuff (Nick Fury TV movie, and I’m assuming anything called ‘demonic toys’ falls into ‘so bad it’s good’ genre)

I’m not sure if you can blame the writing for a bad Nick Fury movie when said movie stars fucking David Hasslehoff, hahaha

Have you ever seen that movie?

It’s like GLORIOUSLY bad on all levels. 
Hell, David Hasslehoff is a high point of it.
You’ve got LISA RINNA as Contessa Val de Fontaine.

You’ve got the lady who was Sonya Blade in the SECOND (read crappier) Mortal Kombat moive, playing Viper and hamming it up to such a level it’s honestly outright hilarious.
(And to be fair, her Viper was closer to the comics Viper than the one in The Wolverine) 

and the plot was so over the top and out there and crammed full of “twists” I can only picture non comics fans just sitting at their TVs screaming “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?” 

(Source: super-hero-confessions)

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Apr 23 '14

jamesfactscalvin replied to your post “Finally caught Agents of SHIELD. Another kickass ep that shows how…”

Who is she?

They had her in a lie detecting machine and asked her name, she explained that “Skye” is a name she chose, because the name she was given when they found her sucked.

Her “real” name is “Mary Sue Poonts” 

1 note Tags: jamesfactscalvin Agents of Shield spoilers It may not have been poonts but it sounded similar to that and started with a P

Apr 23 '14
jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

He also wrote the second Ghost Rider movie, the Blade movies and TV show, Dark City, a bunch of Demonic Toys movies, and the Nick Fury TV movie  … let’s just say he’s hit and miss as a writer.

The first two Blade movies were pretty good

I didn’t mean all of those were bad, Dark City is actually one of my favorite movies ever, I just meant it to show he’s done really good stuff (Dark City, first couple Blades), and some really bad stuff (Nick Fury TV movie, and I’m assuming anything called ‘demonic toys’ falls into ‘so bad it’s good’ genre)

jamesfactscalvin:

garykingoftheworld:

He also wrote the second Ghost Rider movie, the Blade movies and TV show, Dark City, a bunch of Demonic Toys movies, and the Nick Fury TV movie  … let’s just say he’s hit and miss as a writer.

The first two Blade movies were pretty good

I didn’t mean all of those were bad, Dark City is actually one of my favorite movies ever, I just meant it to show he’s done really good stuff (Dark City, first couple Blades), and some really bad stuff (Nick Fury TV movie, and I’m assuming anything called ‘demonic toys’ falls into ‘so bad it’s good’ genre)

(Source: super-hero-confessions)

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Apr 23 '14
He also wrote the second Ghost Rider movie, the Blade movies and TV show, Dark City, a bunch of Demonic Toys movies, and the Nick Fury TV movie  … let’s just say he’s hit and miss as a writer.

He also wrote the second Ghost Rider movie, the Blade movies and TV show, Dark City, a bunch of Demonic Toys movies, and the Nick Fury TV movie  … let’s just say he’s hit and miss as a writer.

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Apr 23 '14

Finally caught Agents of SHIELD.

Another kickass ep that shows how much the show has improved since it began.

Also I freaking love what they made Skyes “real” name, I can’t help but think it’s a bit of a “Haha, suck it haters” and I love it.

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