Since after Avengers everyone was all “Caw Caw, Motherfucker” for Hawkeye … if they kill him in Age of Ultron will the new meme be the “Caw Caw, BANG, FUCK I’M DEAD!” line from The Crow?
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That’s a terrible thing to say. Dildos please women.
Dan the defective Dildo?
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I’m struck by the internal irony of like literally yesterday I was arguing about the “Only one god ma’am” line of Steve and pointing out the good stuff about faith and then today I’m being pro-abortion and talking about it and life stuff on a post started by someone who literally has “gods” as part of their username.
So I figured I’d lay out my personal religious attitude for my followers.
Note I’m not trying to debate here, I’m just giving a understanding for where I’m coming from.
Under a read more so only those who give a crap have to endure longwinded stuff.
Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.
Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.
Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.
Steve Rogers lost his best friend.
Bruce Banner attempted suicide.
If they can save the world, you can get through this day.
Never stop fighting.
none of these people are real
god forbid kids be allowed to draw comfort and inspiration from fiction i mean what do you kick puppies for fun
Do yourself a favor and look up the stories of real people who did a lot to help and save the world or make it a better place.
Many of them suffered real life tragedies, and while none of them were perfect and almost all of them had some biases or beliefs that were, in tumblr terminology, “problematic” at best, all of them still did things that overall helped the world.
No one is perfect, no one lived a life without suffering, but no one is defined solely by their suffering, and having suffered doesn’t mean you can’t make a positive impact in the world.
If anything, it makes it more likely you will, because those who have suffered are often those most willing to try to make sure others don’t suffer as they did.